Ring in the new patch right with Eureka: Final Fantasy XIV’s premier – wait, what it’s copy-pasta from FFXI you say? Regardless, let’s have a lot of fun grinding crystals endlessly and leveling up our characters to the eventual completion of relic weapons and armor which may or may not be best-in-slot gear.

Okay, so why should you attend our brand-new academy-sponsored Eureka Farm Night? Why, because it’s hosted by our brand-new Professor the irreplaceable Hunter Breeze! He will lead us to victory, experience, crystals and relics, with an upbeat and cheerful attitude! Furthermore, drinking away your sorrows will be had by all in the Voice Chat, bring your own booze!

For more information about the new club offering, please see the FC website and calendar. And be sure to /congratulate Hunter on his promotion, we will be sure to put him to good use!